Category: Lucky Break/ Mint Royale (Paul/Jones)
Chapter: 6/6
Word Count: 4,500
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sexual references, fluff
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters or lyrics used in this fic or profit from their use.
A/N: Final part! Sorry it took so long. I can safely say no other fic has ever given me so much angst writing it and yet so much fun at the same time; I’ve become really quite attached to these characters now. Merry Christmas everyone!
Sequel to Let Me Show You the Beat of My Heart and
Wild Young Hearts
Previous parts:
One Two Three Four Five
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Title: Drabble. Point Your Silver Boots Away From Me and Walk
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Noel/Julian.
Rating: PG
Summary: If two people are so in-tune it’s only a matter of time before they begin to cancel each other out. Julian's POV.
Warnings: A sad Julian.
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own the Mighty Boosh, Julian Barratt or Noel Fielding. They own it, and themselves, entirely.
Authors Notes: Re-read a few of my favourite fics here today and started writing... ended up with this. Inspired by the common theme of Julian and Noel’s infinitesimal connection to each other, and what would happen if it should get lost. Un-beta’d, (sorry all). I admire all of your writings that I have been lucky enough to have read. I hope you enjoy my microscopic nugget of Boosh, too.
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Title: A COTTAGE FOR TWO♥
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 620
Genre: Crackfic... or the new genre of crackfluff... surely there's more of these out there somewhere?
Sumary: Dan comes home after a hard day's work only to recieve a not-so-pleasant surprise from Jones. Crack and fluff ensues.
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!” And for the first time I need to add a warning for sexy times.
Disclaimer: I don’t own either of them, I'm making zero profit and this never happened. The only thing I possess the rights to is my own imagination and personal belief that these two go at it like sex-crazed bunnies.
Author Notes: First attempt at anything remotely resembling crack. Heavy handed on the fluff but that was the point of this! Not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form! Twas inspired by the lovely
The sun is just starting to set as Dan makes his way...
Drabbles: All for
Sweet Tooth: Howince 100 words
Snow Antics: Howince 200 words
Christmas Wrapping: Howince 100 words
Erasing the Lines: Noelian 200 words
♥Merry Christmas everyone!
Yes I realise I went a little OCD crazy with the tags, shh! ^.^
- Mood:creative

Heartbeats cover from the acoustic show
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I'll get the photos posted eventually, but I was concentrating on videos first.
Fandom: Nathan Barley
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Summary: Sometimes we take things for granted … but if we’re lucky, we realize it before it’s too late.
Word Count: 3000+
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Major major angst. And ... Robert Browning, for some reason.
Disclaimer: Nathan Barley belong to Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker and Channel 4! Not me.
Author's notes: I started planning this out in my head a few days ago before I went to bed. Then I fell asleep, and the next morning I completely forgot about it. It wasn't until I was reading
( Dan didn’t think he’d ever experienced an act of affection so warm and inviting as this one simple gesture. )
- Mood:surprised
- Music:zts - death (from stupefaction)
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Author-Velocity Girl
Summary: Could what happens in dreams be possible in real life?
Word Count: 1,847
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own either of these two and I'm positive this has never happened. Song quoted belongs to Weezer
Author’s Notes: Inspired by the Sandman-The Dream hunters and it spun from there, hence the dream motif. Beta-read by the lovely Lily_tangloff. And as always, at my Fic LJ, Crimsnclover.
Only in Dreams...
- Location:Shaika Cafe
- Mood:bouncy
- Music:One-armed Scissors
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Pairing: Howard/Vince pre-slash, Jack/Adair (AU doppelgangers) established relationship
Fandom: Boosh/Half-Life 2
Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror/Adventure/Romance
Summary: The revolution will not be televised. Vince gives out some unwanted hair advice. Also, there is a crab, but his name is not Sammy.
Word Count: 6500 (this chapter), +17500 (total)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, ALIENS, ridiculous pseudo-science.
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs to Julian and Noel and Baby Cow, Half-Life 2 belongs to Valve.
Author's Note: I apologize for the delay in getting this out. It's been written and proofread for about two weeks, but I have been too full of fail to get it posted.
Previously: Chapter 1: London / Chapter 2: City 14 / Chapter 3: Tesseract
( Intro to Half-Life )
- Mood:accomplished
Pairing or Characters: Primarily Dan/Jones. There's a smidge of het but I love Sasha too much not to give her a go.
Summary: Dan can't take it, moves to the country.
Word Count: 2,111
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, really. Bit of schmoop.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Author’s Notes: I just finished watching Nathan Barley for the first time last night. This was inevitable so I just gave in. Thanks much to
( The first thing he does once he can walk again properly is to move to the country. )
for question 12 - "Give the full name of the label that published The Academy EP" I was too vague. I want to know what the initials in the label name stand for. for example, if the answer were "ABC records by Awesome Music Dude" what does the "ABC" part stand for? thanks :)
aaannnnddd for 19 - "Bill has a tendency to take pictures of himself in airports. What is he usually photographed with?" I meant what object, not what type of device/camera.
In other news, I was thinking of foregoing the glowsticks for once, since they seem not terribly appropriate to an acoustic show at Reggie's. But I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.
& finally - yes, I go to shows at Reggie's all the time and it sounds like other people don't, so feel free to ask questions if you need to. I'll be in line for hours at Reggie's today for Day 1 of New Heart, so unless my fingers freeze off, I should have plenty of time for replies.
When granddaughter, Jada, was born with leukemia, a donor-match was located and Jada made a miraculous recovery. In honor of her grandaughter's health, Jeanna has decided to walk across the country (in the dead of winter) to raise awareness and build support for the bone marrow registry (all that's required is a cheek swab). Follow Jeanna's remarkable journey as she travels the United States by foot.
Author: grimeysociety
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Warnings: Slash, drug references
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,070
Summary: For the next few months, Noel accidentally-on-purpose misplaced Russell’s phone number and avoided most of Hampstead. It was an admittedly cowardly move on Noel’s part, but once Russell began to butt in, demanding if he’d been on poppers several times they’d been out together, Noel had to shut down and avoid the nagging feeling in the pit of his stomach.
http://grimeysociety.livejournal.com/23
Author: grimeysociety
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Warnings: Slash, drug references
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,070
Summary: For the next few months, Noel accidentally-on-purpose misplaced Russell’s phone number and avoided most of Hampstead. It was an admittedly cowardly move on Noel’s part, but once Russell began to butt in, demanding if he’d been on poppers several times they’d been out together, Noel had to shut down and avoid the nagging feeling in the pit of his stomach.
http://grimeysociety.livejournal.com/23
Pairing: Noel/Julian RPS (sorry)
Rating: R
Summary: Two parties in Noel’s life. 3,738 words
Warnings: Cursing, drug use, angst.
Disclaimer: This never happened, I don’t claim ownership of anything except the reality-divorced products of my own diseased imagination.
A/N: I do hope I’ve made it evident how very un-funny taking Ketamine and Ecstasy together are – please do not try this at home or elsewhere. Thank you.
Betaed by: smart Brit-speaking chick
Oh, take me, take me, take me to the dreamer’s ball
I’ll be right on time, and I’ll dress so fine
You’re gonna love me when you see me - I won’t have to worry
Take me, take me
Promise not to wake me till its morning - And it’s all been true…
(Dreamer’s Ball - Queen)
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"WHAT?" yelled Dave, as he leaned in to Noel’s face for more accurate lipreading. "WHAT EXACTLY?"
